postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth)

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

broadens:

never forget that your heart is always fighting for your survival, and that every beat is its way of telling you to not give up. so once in a while, close your eyes and place your palm over your chest and whisper “thank you”.

(Source: iguanamouth)

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight not a footprint to be seen a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen.The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried don’t let them in, don’t let them see be the good girl you always have to be. conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know. Well, now they k n o w!

(Source: emilieraven)

captainarlert:

e-salinas11:

Well that’s pretty baller

theyre gonna be the very best

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

(Source: cuentame1chiste)

racketstory:

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

 (via birdcage)

(Source: cybereden)